Sarah Palin Wrote My Husband a Letter
A girl can't even go to her mail box these days without finding a letter from some woman looking to sweet talk her husband into giving up his hard earned money.
There is was - a letter to my husband from Sarah Palin.
Would Ms.
Palin had crossed out his name if she saw what filled the mail box? Or would she have hand delivered the letter while I was at an Obama rally? Now, really, Ms.
Palin.
I never said you could darkened my doorway.
I felt icky.
It's a new political term for I would rather die then for my mailman to think I would allow this sort of propaganda in my home.
Okay, earth to elizabeth.
My husband is the R word and that is why he received it.
But it still hurts.
A few notes to Ms.
Palin: You missed a great opportunity by just addressing the letter to Dear Friend.
How about "Mavericks for Merlot?" Or "Pit Bulls of America - stand up and bite the butt of any freedom loving person?" In comedy, things come in three, so here goes: "I got my heels on, a gun in my bra and I ain't afraid to use either.
" That's how you get people to contribute to your cause.
Stick with me..
..
So I have a fearful and pessimistic mentality? No, I don't.
You and McCain do scare the crap out of me, but when I am not thinking about losing some very important freedoms, I am optimistic and a believer in our future.
Not yours, but President Obama's future.
And ours.
"Live their lives as they see fit.
" I nearly threw up in my mouth when I came across those words in your letter.
I am wearing protective gloves.
Thanks for asking.
Oh, so after you try to take away a woman's right to choose and outlaw the freedom of expression on library shelves, then we can live our lives as we see fit? I particularly liked the line, " We must stop the Obama-Biden Democrats from taking total control of our government" Well, it will be nice to see some of that happen since the sitting president spent more time fantasizing about a dude ranch on Pluto then on the issues.
But then you write in the next line, "We must have the resources to maintain control of the White House.
" You just want the building or the government? You know, the White House has to be painted every few years and I don't think you'll make it up those ladders with those heels on.
"Our party is gaining momentum.
" Pray tell, where are you getting your information? And finally, Ms Palin writes (in lipstick), "Please let me hear from you today.
" I think I just did that.
There is was - a letter to my husband from Sarah Palin.
Would Ms.
Palin had crossed out his name if she saw what filled the mail box? Or would she have hand delivered the letter while I was at an Obama rally? Now, really, Ms.
Palin.
I never said you could darkened my doorway.
I felt icky.
It's a new political term for I would rather die then for my mailman to think I would allow this sort of propaganda in my home.
Okay, earth to elizabeth.
My husband is the R word and that is why he received it.
But it still hurts.
A few notes to Ms.
Palin: You missed a great opportunity by just addressing the letter to Dear Friend.
How about "Mavericks for Merlot?" Or "Pit Bulls of America - stand up and bite the butt of any freedom loving person?" In comedy, things come in three, so here goes: "I got my heels on, a gun in my bra and I ain't afraid to use either.
" That's how you get people to contribute to your cause.
Stick with me..
..
So I have a fearful and pessimistic mentality? No, I don't.
You and McCain do scare the crap out of me, but when I am not thinking about losing some very important freedoms, I am optimistic and a believer in our future.
Not yours, but President Obama's future.
And ours.
"Live their lives as they see fit.
" I nearly threw up in my mouth when I came across those words in your letter.
I am wearing protective gloves.
Thanks for asking.
Oh, so after you try to take away a woman's right to choose and outlaw the freedom of expression on library shelves, then we can live our lives as we see fit? I particularly liked the line, " We must stop the Obama-Biden Democrats from taking total control of our government" Well, it will be nice to see some of that happen since the sitting president spent more time fantasizing about a dude ranch on Pluto then on the issues.
But then you write in the next line, "We must have the resources to maintain control of the White House.
" You just want the building or the government? You know, the White House has to be painted every few years and I don't think you'll make it up those ladders with those heels on.
"Our party is gaining momentum.
" Pray tell, where are you getting your information? And finally, Ms Palin writes (in lipstick), "Please let me hear from you today.
" I think I just did that.
