Have you ever noticed that Karma often works way too fast, so fast that you don't have time to anticipate it? Let me give you a for instance of something that happened to me just the other day, and I was totally blown away, I didn't even expect it.
It was totally cool.
You see, I was went for my daily walk, I'm up to 3 miles now, are you proud of me, oh yeah, I know you are, don't lie.
Anyway, as I was finishing up my walk I saw some trash on the ground, and I picked it up near my neighbors house.
Luckily, it happened garbage day, so as I walked past the next garbage can, and I threw the trash in there.
Hey, I was thinking to myself, wow, I just got myself some good karma.
And I walked back in the house, and luckily, I had left my computer on, my monitor display has my really cool aviation screensaver.
I know you want one, yes you do.
I know you do, don't lie.
Anyway, I walked over my computer and I pressed a button on the keyboard, and my screensaver went away and my computer was displaying my e-mail page, guess what I just got the most incredible news by e-mail.
It turns out, that I have a long-lost relative in Nigeria, who has left me US$25 million.
And all I have to do to get my money from my relatives, which I didn't even know I had is give the trustee all my banking information, routing number and account number at my bank.
And they're going to deposit that money in my checking account.
Wow, isn't that cool, you know it is, you wish it happened to you, don't you, oh yes you do, don't lie.
Anyway, that totally proves if you do something good, karma will come back and get you.
It always works that way.
Anyway, I'm a going to go out and shop for a new yacht and a new Porsche, because I understand everyone else is poor, but I'm rich now, yah! Don't you wish you were? I know you do, don't lie!