Many people say dogs are extremely loyal to humans and make great company.
While this is true you may be surprised to find that they can also be very affectionate towards computers.
Because there's a special breed called USB humping dogs.
Yes, that's right.
Humping Dogs.
As flash drives.
You can't actually use them as such as there is no memory in them but they sure make cheerful gag gifts.
Because the electronics that is contained in them triggers obvious movements that will make anyone watching crack up.
Do it in an office environment and your workmates will probably stop by more often than usual, just to get that laugh.
Or to feed their never ending fascination.
And who knows, maybe your dog loving boss will give you that long overdue promotion.
After all, someone who owns a gadget that funny has to be honored for their humor.
And something that busy got to show a diligent "active" factor about the owner too.
It may even reflect flexibility because humping dog pen drives are able to change positions.
Yes, they can "work" from several angles even though it's just the USB port.
They can get things done in a fast pace, seemingly never tiring, or they can be somewhat laid back while still doing their duty.
The question is: what dog type would be yours? A beagle? Husky? Dalmatian? Shiba? Rottweiler? Doberman? Yes, there's that many to choose from.
One could actually have a competition to find out which breed has the most stamina.
Which one would you bet on? I know, tough decision.
One thing you can be sure of though is that a gag gift like this is a smiling winner with your friends, relatives or co-workers.
Unless they're prudish but I guess even that can be quite a hoot.
Or shag.
Especially as a prank.
Just don't blame me afterward!