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Funny Stock Symbols - Good For a Lil" Laugh

I searched deep through the 'investment closet' for the most unusual stock symbols.
Finding some really hilarious ones, I decided to share them with you...
hopefully igniting some giggles along the way! There's no doubt these companies were shocked when they received their symbol from the exchange.
I encourage you to click through to find out what the company really does (some of them you will recognize).
If there is no link provided, the company either failed in the past couple years or had their ticker symbol changed (can you blame them?).
While reading these...
Try to think of any symbols or companies with funny names that you may know of and share them in the comments section! AFL.
BO Invest in your favorite football locker room BYO.
AX Sounds like a logger party CHIC The trendy stock CRZY A highly volatile stock CTCO.
NS City thugs want your money! GEEKGotta have something to counter the CHIC stock DABU.
NSForget Saturday Night Lives "da-bulls" and "da-bears" BNCO.
NS At least they are honest about the way they run their business EMCO.
NSMore cons that are up front about their identity FUNStock investing can be fun and games FUSEX No explanation needed here GASEX The anti-flatulent mutual fund GODD Now people can invest directly for future sins HIT Be careful...
you may take a hit with this stock HUMP Forget pump and dump stock schemes ICSEX Much better than seeing dead people.
Alternative meaning: making love in Alaska IMAN For the gender biased investor INSEX This fund sees a lot of movement LESS.
BO Must be an F-F (female to female) company or an anti-perspirant company LMNE Short this one because it is sure to go bad LUVWhat's love got to do with it? MANFor the gender biased investor ONE.
TOThe stock that likes to count MORE.
BO A stock that is sure to make you sweat MRB.
SNEvery company needs a good BS-er, this one even named the company after him MRFIX When your portfolio breaks, add this mutual fund PNSEX The freaky golden shower mutual fund RATIXForget dog ticks, get the New York sewer variety RATLMust be a baby toy manufacturer SRRYOur apologies if you invested in this stock URI The stock with multiple personalities WMNXXPlayboy's favorite money market fund WSOb T his hot stock goes well with sushi


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