The Greatest Insults Found In The Urban Dictionary
There are literally thousands of funny, scary, and downright disgusting definitions on the Urban Dictionary site, but none crack me up more than the words whose sole purpose is to insult someone. Similar to some of the more bizarre web expressions and acronyms, these ridiculous but very funny word definitions are sure to make you laugh, while also weeping quietly for today's youth.
So here they are, ten of the greatest insults currently found on the Urban Dictionary. Don't blame me for telling you that these words exist... I'm just the messenger! Besides, I don't need your negatons, dudes. Not one bit.
See also: 15 Totally Funny Definitions in the Urban Dictionary.
Short for "virgin," this word is the perfect insult for high school kids who want to seem like they have life experience to hurl at one another.
Use it in a sentence: "What a loser. That guy's a total virg."More »
Can't decide whether to insult someone by calling them a dick, or an ass? Well, now there's this handy portmanteau that allows you to call them both things at once. We live in a magical age, people. Magical.
Use it in a sentence: "My dickass husband won't run to the store to buy me more cigarettes and wine coolers."More »
This definition is all "metaphysical," and stuff. A negaton is a bit of negative energy that other people can absorb. Negatons put people in a bad mood.
Use it in a sentence: "I don't need your negatons today, dude. You're bringing me down."More »
You know the old stereotype about how women can sometimes take things the wrong way? That's what this phrase means; someone said something and you used your woman ears to hear it, so you got bent out of shape.
Use it in a sentence: "I told my mom she looked like she'd lost weight, but she had her woman ears on and yelled at me for calling her fat."More »
To be "fat, hairy, and made of trash." Ouch.
Use it in a sentence: "The guy who works in the cubicle next to mine is such a ferger."More »
A man who has sex with an ugly woman.
Use it in a sentence: "Did you see who Kyle went home with? He is such a doggyknobber!"More »
Your head is, you know, made of douche. Douchenoggin.
Use it in a sentence: "You're such a douchenoggin!"
"What does that mean? I don't even speak German!"More »
This is what we used to call a "double-sided compliment." At first glance, a mediocrement sounds like a compliment... but then the double meaning kicks in, and you realize you just got dissed.
Use it in a sentence: "Then she told me I wasn't driving as badly as I did last time she rode with me. What a mediocrement."More »
"So is your face."
Use it in a sentence: "These mashed potatoes are really lumpy."
"SIYF."More »
Used to describe an unpleasant person, this word can also be used in place of calling someone a "bitch." Obviously, the word was derived from the last name of a certain pop singer named Justin Beiber.
Use it in a sentence: "What do you mean you don't want to get your hands dirty? Don't be such a Beiber."More »
So here they are, ten of the greatest insults currently found on the Urban Dictionary. Don't blame me for telling you that these words exist... I'm just the messenger! Besides, I don't need your negatons, dudes. Not one bit.
See also: 15 Totally Funny Definitions in the Urban Dictionary.
1. Virg
Short for "virgin," this word is the perfect insult for high school kids who want to seem like they have life experience to hurl at one another.
Use it in a sentence: "What a loser. That guy's a total virg."More »
2. Dickass
Can't decide whether to insult someone by calling them a dick, or an ass? Well, now there's this handy portmanteau that allows you to call them both things at once. We live in a magical age, people. Magical.
Use it in a sentence: "My dickass husband won't run to the store to buy me more cigarettes and wine coolers."More »
3. Negaton
This definition is all "metaphysical," and stuff. A negaton is a bit of negative energy that other people can absorb. Negatons put people in a bad mood.
Use it in a sentence: "I don't need your negatons today, dude. You're bringing me down."More »
4. Woman Ears
You know the old stereotype about how women can sometimes take things the wrong way? That's what this phrase means; someone said something and you used your woman ears to hear it, so you got bent out of shape.
Use it in a sentence: "I told my mom she looked like she'd lost weight, but she had her woman ears on and yelled at me for calling her fat."More »
5. Ferger
To be "fat, hairy, and made of trash." Ouch.
Use it in a sentence: "The guy who works in the cubicle next to mine is such a ferger."More »
6. Doggyknobber
A man who has sex with an ugly woman.
Use it in a sentence: "Did you see who Kyle went home with? He is such a doggyknobber!"More »
7. Douchenoggin
Your head is, you know, made of douche. Douchenoggin.
Use it in a sentence: "You're such a douchenoggin!"
"What does that mean? I don't even speak German!"More »
8. Mediocrement
This is what we used to call a "double-sided compliment." At first glance, a mediocrement sounds like a compliment... but then the double meaning kicks in, and you realize you just got dissed.
Use it in a sentence: "Then she told me I wasn't driving as badly as I did last time she rode with me. What a mediocrement."More »
9. SIYF
"So is your face."
Use it in a sentence: "These mashed potatoes are really lumpy."
"SIYF."More »
10. Beiber
Used to describe an unpleasant person, this word can also be used in place of calling someone a "bitch." Obviously, the word was derived from the last name of a certain pop singer named Justin Beiber.
Use it in a sentence: "What do you mean you don't want to get your hands dirty? Don't be such a Beiber."More »
