Don't trouble 'hey' monkeys of old Delhi: Old Delhi Times:Reporter: Rishabh
Old Delhi Times
Breaking News
Another Old Delhi resident broke his leg and hand in fight against terrorism of monkeys
An old Delhi resident Mr. Missile Singh broke his leg and hand while chasing monkey which had stolen his banana and ran away; our heart will be filled with the heroism of Mr. Singh in this fight against monkeys:
Mr. Singh felt so challenged with monkey that he also tried to jump like monkey hoping to catch it in air
"Monkey what you think of yourself, only you can jump, I am greater monkey than you,see my jump"
Mr. Singh was only concentrating on monkey and forgot to look down; jumped and then this happened:
Oyeee!
Ai ki hoyaaaaaaaa, why I didn't look down?
Oye monkeys please help me
Oye mummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy help!
Dhum dha dhum dha dhum dhram
And he fell into the garbage box
While monkey jumped to the branch of a tree
Last month Delhi Municipal Corporation chairman, whose clothes which were hanging on roof were stolen by monkey, ran with a stick; in this fast and furious chase he forgot that there was no adjacent building and fell from the 5th storey and died.
Last to last month 4 residents while inside the toilets, were locked by monkeys from outside and could not come out for 12 hours as monkeys didn't allow anyone to open the door.
Police tried to lock monkeys in jail but now police will regret because monkeys broke the prisons and all the fugitives ran away
Let's take a look at the kinds of troubles residents of old Delhi are facing with monkeys:
1) Monkeys lock the people in toilet
2) Monkeyssteal their underwear, shirts, and pants
3) They snatch the spectacles from their face and run away
4) Monkeys open their fridge and take away fruits
5) They drink the mineral water from their bottles and refill them with drain water for residents
6) They enter into Saloons, slap the barber and force him to trim their hair
7) They open water tanks and take bath in that water
8) They steal the mirrors and make up stuff from women's dressing rooms to do their make up
People of old Delhi are so much frustrated that they catch the monkeys and then release in houses of politicians, chief minister and even in the parliament. Last week Delhi Chief Minister was locked in his own temple of "Lord of monkeys (Hanumanji)" in his own house; upon investigation it was discovered that the monkey had locked the door from outside; monkey was released by an old Delhi resident in chief minister's house.
Finally Central government has decided to intervene in this matter and decided to change the habitat of old Delhi monkeys and relocate them to a place where there will only be jungles and no human interference.
Whether this idea is going to work or not, whether residents will be really freed off the terrorism of monkeys, we have to wait and see.
Reported By
Rishabh Jain
Breaking News
Another Old Delhi resident broke his leg and hand in fight against terrorism of monkeys
An old Delhi resident Mr. Missile Singh broke his leg and hand while chasing monkey which had stolen his banana and ran away; our heart will be filled with the heroism of Mr. Singh in this fight against monkeys:
Mr. Singh felt so challenged with monkey that he also tried to jump like monkey hoping to catch it in air
"Monkey what you think of yourself, only you can jump, I am greater monkey than you,see my jump"
Mr. Singh was only concentrating on monkey and forgot to look down; jumped and then this happened:
Oyeee!
Ai ki hoyaaaaaaaa, why I didn't look down?
Oye monkeys please help me
Oye mummyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy help!
Dhum dha dhum dha dhum dhram
And he fell into the garbage box
While monkey jumped to the branch of a tree
Last month Delhi Municipal Corporation chairman, whose clothes which were hanging on roof were stolen by monkey, ran with a stick; in this fast and furious chase he forgot that there was no adjacent building and fell from the 5th storey and died.
Last to last month 4 residents while inside the toilets, were locked by monkeys from outside and could not come out for 12 hours as monkeys didn't allow anyone to open the door.
Police tried to lock monkeys in jail but now police will regret because monkeys broke the prisons and all the fugitives ran away
Let's take a look at the kinds of troubles residents of old Delhi are facing with monkeys:
1) Monkeys lock the people in toilet
2) Monkeyssteal their underwear, shirts, and pants
3) They snatch the spectacles from their face and run away
4) Monkeys open their fridge and take away fruits
5) They drink the mineral water from their bottles and refill them with drain water for residents
6) They enter into Saloons, slap the barber and force him to trim their hair
7) They open water tanks and take bath in that water
8) They steal the mirrors and make up stuff from women's dressing rooms to do their make up
People of old Delhi are so much frustrated that they catch the monkeys and then release in houses of politicians, chief minister and even in the parliament. Last week Delhi Chief Minister was locked in his own temple of "Lord of monkeys (Hanumanji)" in his own house; upon investigation it was discovered that the monkey had locked the door from outside; monkey was released by an old Delhi resident in chief minister's house.
Finally Central government has decided to intervene in this matter and decided to change the habitat of old Delhi monkeys and relocate them to a place where there will only be jungles and no human interference.
Whether this idea is going to work or not, whether residents will be really freed off the terrorism of monkeys, we have to wait and see.
Reported By
Rishabh Jain
