Top Ten Reasons That People Fall Out of Hammocks
We've all done it before, you are trying to get into the hammock, trying to balance your weight evenly, and yet you still seem to roll over and fall out.
The only good part is you have now received a preview of the sky above and now know if you should go get your sunglasses before your second attempt.
Or you are trying to get out of the hammock and you either put the wrong body part out first or you try to get out too fast and plop there you are on the ground making a side note to remind your husband to weed the lawn and throw down some ant killer.
After your short time face down in the mud you rise to your feet with several ant bites and a slightly bruised ego and now you find yourself thinking of yet another excuse for the mishap.
"Why is it that no one else seems to do this?" is a question you often ask yourself.
So here are the top ten reasons why people fall out of their hammocks that you can try out; 10.
You and your neighbors try to break the world record for number of people in a hammock 9.
You set up a trampoline next to your hammock and jump from trampoline to hammock 8.
While in your hammock you reach down to get your drink from the ground 7.
You get a friend twist the hammock, and you climb on and let it go for a spin 6.
You attach a riding lawn mower to the hammock and have someone drive it around 5.
When relaxing with a friend in the hammock have the lighter of you attempt to get out first 4.
Starting at your back door you run as fast as you can and then dive on to your hammock 3.
You and your friends have a belly flop competition on your hammock 2.
You ride it cowboy style 1.
While lying in hammock hold on to your dog with a leash while the neighbor lets their cat out in the back yard So the next time you land on the ground with a spilled drink on your head and sudden desire to weed the grass try one of these excuses.
I am sure no one will believe you for one second but at least your family and friends will be entertained with a good story.
Of course do not try these at home as someone will get hurt.
This is for entertainment purposes only.
No animals were hurt in the writing of this article and stunt doubles are of course union employed with license and bonding.
The only good part is you have now received a preview of the sky above and now know if you should go get your sunglasses before your second attempt.
Or you are trying to get out of the hammock and you either put the wrong body part out first or you try to get out too fast and plop there you are on the ground making a side note to remind your husband to weed the lawn and throw down some ant killer.
After your short time face down in the mud you rise to your feet with several ant bites and a slightly bruised ego and now you find yourself thinking of yet another excuse for the mishap.
"Why is it that no one else seems to do this?" is a question you often ask yourself.
So here are the top ten reasons why people fall out of their hammocks that you can try out; 10.
You and your neighbors try to break the world record for number of people in a hammock 9.
You set up a trampoline next to your hammock and jump from trampoline to hammock 8.
While in your hammock you reach down to get your drink from the ground 7.
You get a friend twist the hammock, and you climb on and let it go for a spin 6.
You attach a riding lawn mower to the hammock and have someone drive it around 5.
When relaxing with a friend in the hammock have the lighter of you attempt to get out first 4.
Starting at your back door you run as fast as you can and then dive on to your hammock 3.
You and your friends have a belly flop competition on your hammock 2.
You ride it cowboy style 1.
While lying in hammock hold on to your dog with a leash while the neighbor lets their cat out in the back yard So the next time you land on the ground with a spilled drink on your head and sudden desire to weed the grass try one of these excuses.
I am sure no one will believe you for one second but at least your family and friends will be entertained with a good story.
Of course do not try these at home as someone will get hurt.
This is for entertainment purposes only.
No animals were hurt in the writing of this article and stunt doubles are of course union employed with license and bonding.
