Should You Date?
When did dating get so complicated? A few years have passed since I've been on the scene and to be honest, I'm completely okay with that. In this modern world, I would be lost in trying to figure out the whats and the hows of the beginner courting ritual. I'm not saying that I met the love of my life by "calling on her" to go to the spring ball. We met at the early stages of facebook, well before twitter and well after people actually said "http" in front of a web address (nerd high five). We went on a date to learn about each other. These days, you can find out everything you need to know about a person by looking online.
Why do I care? Well, just call me an interested observer (except in seven states where I'm called something else), standing in the bleachers, watching this cirque de crazy in awe and amazement. Less elegant pageantry, more monkey on a unicycle wearing a beanie, spinning plates. You want the monkey to succeed, but one false move and you've got nothing but comic high jinks... and an upset monkey.
From my observations, I've come to a conclusion that there are some people that shouldn't be in the business of dating. Just like some people shouldn't sing, some shouldn't light firecrackers, and most shouldn't sing and light firecrackers; there are those out there who do not have the mental aptitude or decision making skills to handle the process of a date.
So how do you know what category you fit into? Well, I'm sure if there have been occasions when you've gone on a date and not a second date but not by choice, there might be something wrong with you. Yes, you can improve, but there shouldn't be any practice sessions in the real world. They don't give pilots a real plane right off the start. Dating can be just as dangerous. You don't want to be the plot of a bad dating story. And trust me guys, no woman forgets first dates. Sometimes names are changed to protect the innocent, but don't be mistaken, that was you that he, she or he/she was talking about.
I'm going to let you in on some not so secret, secrets. A simple guide that does not cover all topics, but will at least set you on the right path to being a dater. What makes me an authority? I'm not, but also keep in mind that if you disagree your wrong. Sorry.
- You can't learn what women want from movies... including "What Women Want" and especially the Twilight Series. Waking up in the middle of the night to a Vampire standing in the corner staring at you isn't romantic. He didn't even have an excuse. "Uh, umm, I couldn't sleep, you know, being a blood sucking Vampire and all. I just wanted to uhhh give you this mixed tape that I made". But instead... creepy stare. Guys, don't do this.
- Who pays? If a guy asks a girl out, he should pay. If a girl asks a guy out, he should pay. If a guy asks a guy out, the guy should pay. If a girl asks a girl out, the guy whose table is in closest proximity should pay.
- If you bring a gift certificate, coupon or voucher to pay the cheque on your first date, at least let her know before hand so that she has an out. You're thinking, "What does it matter how I pay?" Well, I agree. But I'm not the one you're trying to impress. All that she's thinking is, "If we get married, where is he going to find a coupon for our kid's college tuition?" Yes women do think that way.
- Ladies, here's a tip. Don't ask a guy about previous relationships. Why? Because he's going to answer... for awhile. And I guarantee that you won't be on the edge of your seat hanging off his every word. And we're not smart enough to keep discussion about this topic short. If he's only been on one date before in his life, you're going to get a play by play of the night. Just a warning.
- Going for coffee is not a date. It's an interview to see if you're viable material for a first date.
- She will analyze the first date to death. She will go home after and fill out a survey from the magazine, internet, TV show, her mind or distance learning center to see how you matched up. It's like when she was in grade school and could figure out who she was going to marry by simply seeing how many letters in her and his name matched. This is simply a longer more scientific version. And yes even now, 20 years later, you will be measure
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Why do I care? Well, just call me an interested observer (except in seven states where I'm called something else), standing in the bleachers, watching this cirque de crazy in awe and amazement. Less elegant pageantry, more monkey on a unicycle wearing a beanie, spinning plates. You want the monkey to succeed, but one false move and you've got nothing but comic high jinks... and an upset monkey.
From my observations, I've come to a conclusion that there are some people that shouldn't be in the business of dating. Just like some people shouldn't sing, some shouldn't light firecrackers, and most shouldn't sing and light firecrackers; there are those out there who do not have the mental aptitude or decision making skills to handle the process of a date.
So how do you know what category you fit into? Well, I'm sure if there have been occasions when you've gone on a date and not a second date but not by choice, there might be something wrong with you. Yes, you can improve, but there shouldn't be any practice sessions in the real world. They don't give pilots a real plane right off the start. Dating can be just as dangerous. You don't want to be the plot of a bad dating story. And trust me guys, no woman forgets first dates. Sometimes names are changed to protect the innocent, but don't be mistaken, that was you that he, she or he/she was talking about.
I'm going to let you in on some not so secret, secrets. A simple guide that does not cover all topics, but will at least set you on the right path to being a dater. What makes me an authority? I'm not, but also keep in mind that if you disagree your wrong. Sorry.
- You can't learn what women want from movies... including "What Women Want" and especially the Twilight Series. Waking up in the middle of the night to a Vampire standing in the corner staring at you isn't romantic. He didn't even have an excuse. "Uh, umm, I couldn't sleep, you know, being a blood sucking Vampire and all. I just wanted to uhhh give you this mixed tape that I made". But instead... creepy stare. Guys, don't do this.
- Who pays? If a guy asks a girl out, he should pay. If a girl asks a guy out, he should pay. If a guy asks a guy out, the guy should pay. If a girl asks a girl out, the guy whose table is in closest proximity should pay.
- If you bring a gift certificate, coupon or voucher to pay the cheque on your first date, at least let her know before hand so that she has an out. You're thinking, "What does it matter how I pay?" Well, I agree. But I'm not the one you're trying to impress. All that she's thinking is, "If we get married, where is he going to find a coupon for our kid's college tuition?" Yes women do think that way.
- Ladies, here's a tip. Don't ask a guy about previous relationships. Why? Because he's going to answer... for awhile. And I guarantee that you won't be on the edge of your seat hanging off his every word. And we're not smart enough to keep discussion about this topic short. If he's only been on one date before in his life, you're going to get a play by play of the night. Just a warning.
- Going for coffee is not a date. It's an interview to see if you're viable material for a first date.
- She will analyze the first date to death. She will go home after and fill out a survey from the magazine, internet, TV show, her mind or distance learning center to see how you matched up. It's like when she was in grade school and could figure out who she was going to marry by simply seeing how many letters in her and his name matched. This is simply a longer more scientific version. And yes even now, 20 years later, you will be measure
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- The average twitter follower is worth $1 - $5.
- Twitter traffic now accounts for up to 30% of business traffic.
- Twitter followers are twice as profitable and reliable as email addresses.
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