Awesome Cheer Signs for Half Marathons

Updated April 15, 2015.

Half marathon runners love to read signs as they cover the 13.1-mile race distance. Here are some inspirational and humorous quotes for spectators' signs:

"You're not a runner. You're a half marathoner!"
"WTF: Where’s The Finish?"
"You thought they said RUM didn’t you?"
"Most people won’t drive 13.1 miles today"
"Why do all the cute ones run away?"
"My hot wife is running 13.1 miles!"
"Don’t stop running! People are watching!"

"Warning! Awesome sense of accomplishment ahead!"
"Tired legs are sexy!"
"You're 13.1% crazy for doing this!"
"Run! 50% off gear if you make it under 2 hours!"
"Any idiot can run, but it takes a special kind of idiot to run a half marathon!"
"You're not sweating...you're leaking awesome!"
"13.1 miles! Because you’re only half crazy!"
"You're a machine!"
"I only came to check you out as you run by!"
"On a scale of 1 to 10, you're a 13.1!"
"$150 for a half marathon! Smile – only $23.07 to go!"
"There’s only sweat between you and the finish line!"
"13.1 reasons to brag!"
"Trust your training!"
"13.1 and done!"
"A half marathon is just a 5K race with a 10 mile warm-up."