Nerdy pick up lines
You and I are as easy as one plus one equals AWESOME.
The rules and conditions of the Pythagorean Theorem dictate that we must have sex.
You want to know something about me? I made better scores on my college entrance exams than
Einstein. Never mind that Einstein didn't attend college.
One times two multiplied by three to the power of four would equal the quotient of you and me in
bed together. Follow-up: If that made any sense to you, and luckily it did, then you should let me buy you a drink.
If Einstein had met you, he would've based his entire theory of relativity around you.
If I could've done my entire doctoral thesis all over again, I would've done it on how beautiful you are.
Ever watch The Big Bang Theory? Want to experience it?
If you're Nala, I'm Simba. Why don't we complete the circle of life?
And the most nerdy pick-up line on our countdown: Why don't you join me on World of Warcraft
tomorrow. I'll even give you my avatar's name.
You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts. it's how you apply the force.
You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers...
I think my heart just lagged.
You can put a Trojan in my Hard Drive anytime.
You be Flourine and I'll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron...
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
You have 206 bones in your body. want one more?
Maybe later we can go over to my place and titrate until you reach your end-point.
Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!
Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I
want to go all the way with you.
Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen."
You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.
Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
You're so hot you denature my proteins.
Let's just cut to the chase, I wanna hotsync your PDA.
If I were an assembly language I'd jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you're negative.
In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch . let's go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry.
Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunnelling tonight?
Baby, if they made you in Haskell, it would infer that you were just my type.
Hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod...
Baby I just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but you're sooo hot my screen melted.
You're as sweet at 3.14.
The rules and conditions of the Pythagorean Theorem dictate that we must have sex.
You want to know something about me? I made better scores on my college entrance exams than
Einstein. Never mind that Einstein didn't attend college.
One times two multiplied by three to the power of four would equal the quotient of you and me in
bed together. Follow-up: If that made any sense to you, and luckily it did, then you should let me buy you a drink.
If Einstein had met you, he would've based his entire theory of relativity around you.
If I could've done my entire doctoral thesis all over again, I would've done it on how beautiful you are.
Ever watch The Big Bang Theory? Want to experience it?
If you're Nala, I'm Simba. Why don't we complete the circle of life?
And the most nerdy pick-up line on our countdown: Why don't you join me on World of Warcraft
tomorrow. I'll even give you my avatar's name.
You know.. it's not the length of the vector that counts. it's how you apply the force.
You make me want to calibrate my joystick without the latest drivers...
I think my heart just lagged.
You can put a Trojan in my Hard Drive anytime.
You be Flourine and I'll be Francium and maybe later I can give you an electron...
My sudden protracted cardiac arrhythmia tells me I love you.
You have 206 bones in your body. want one more?
Maybe later we can go over to my place and titrate until you reach your end-point.
Baby, you must be a pile of dinosaur bones, cause I dig you!
Since distance equals velocity times time, let's let velocity or time approach infinity, because I
want to go all the way with you.
Your body has the nicest arc length I've ever seen."
You must be an asymptote, because I just find myself getting closer and closer to you.
Are you the square root of 2? because I feel irrational when I'm around you
If you were a concentration gradient I'd go down on you.
My vector has a really large magnitude. Would you care to normalize it?
If my right leg is the cell wall and my left the membrane, do you want to be the cytoplasm?
You're so hot you denature my proteins.
Let's just cut to the chase, I wanna hotsync your PDA.
If I were an assembly language I'd jump to your address, shift right a bit, push it in, pop it out, load a byte into your accumulator, then jump if you're negative.
In Euclidean geometry two parallel lines never touch . let's go back to my place and study some non-Euclidean geometry.
Hey, up for some high-energy quantum tunnelling tonight?
Baby, if they made you in Haskell, it would infer that you were just my type.
Hey baby, lets figure out the torque of your mass on my rod...
Baby I just drew a pic of you on my ti83 but you're sooo hot my screen melted.
You're as sweet at 3.14.
